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today we're getting a little...intimate
(don't worry, it's still pg-13)
ever noticed that tiny bow
sitting pretty between the cups
of almost every bra? 🎀
yep, that little fabric rebel
that refuses to stay put
when you're trying to look smooth
but why is it there?
does it serve a purpose?
or is it just trying to bow us away?
(sorry, couldn't resist)
well, hold onto your straps, folks (figuratively)
'cause we're about to uncover
the not-so-supporting truth!
once upon a time...
(like, way back in ye olde days)
before the miracle of elastic
ladies used ribbons to adjust their underthings
(in the form of a bow)
tying them tight to keep everything in place
(ouch, right?)
fast forward to modern times
that little bow? it's a throwback
a tiny nod to lingerie history
but wait, there's more!
(isn't there always?)
some say it helped in the dark
to find the center of the bra
(because of no electricity, imagine that)
others claim it's to hide the seam
where the cups come together
(sneaky, sneaky)
and some just think it's cute
(fair enough, we guess)
but here's a wild theory:
what if it's actually there to
distract us from life's big questions?
like:
why can't we fold fitted sheets?
where do all the missing socks go?
and why is it called a pair of panties
but only one bra?
mind. blown. 🤯
so what do you think?
why is it there?
until you find an answer
or have a wild theory
stay curious, stay supported
and always keep your bows tied! 🎀
yours
chief bra-vestigator and chaos coordinator
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