holy moly, it's a w(hole)some story🍩

picture this:

your chaos coordinator (that's me)

sittin' pretty at dunkin'

munching on a brownie donut

sipping a flat white

and suddenly... BOOM! 💥

inspiration strikes!

that’s why we're diving (oily) deep

into the w(hole) truth about donuts

(see what i did there, nvm?)

first things first:

who invented these doughy delights?

was it:

a) a health-conscious baker

b) a clumsy sailor

c) an accidental genius

if you guessed c, ding ding ding! 🛎️

legend has it, back in 1847

a guy named hanson gregory

got tired of doughnuts with raw middles

so what did he do?

poked a hole right through the center!

(talk about thinking outside the box)

but wait, there's more!

(as i said, there’s always)

ever wonder why donuts and coffee

are like the beyoncé and jay-z of breakfast?

during world war one, donut-slinging ladies

called "donut lassies" served the troops

coffee and donuts in the trenches'

but wait, let's address the elephant in the room:

is it "donut" or "doughnut"?

short answer: who cares?

long answer: both are correct

(but "donut" is way easier to type)

here are some crazy stats (if you care):

americans eat about 10 billion donuts a year

that's roughly 33 donuts per person!

brb, gotta catch up on my quota

i have 4 donuts still left in my refrigerator

and there you have it, chaos lovers!

the hole truth about donuts

stay curious, stay glazed

and always keep your breakfast (lunch and dinner) .. chaotic!

~your chief donut detective and chaos coordinator

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