error 404 🚫

i was surfing the web
minding my own business

when suddenly... BAM!
error 404: page not found

cue the dramatic "nooooo!" 😱

but have you ever wondered:
why 404? why not 555 or 777?

(because 777 sounds way luckier, right?)

well, strap in, nerds and nerdettes
we're about to dive into the internet's oopsie daisy

once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away
(okay, it was just CERN in Switzerland, but still)

there was a room... room 404

where the World Wide Web was born
(cue angelic choir)

legend has it, when a file was missing
they'd say "room 404 - file not found"

and voila! an internet star was born
(move over, keyboard cat)

but wait, there's more!
(isn't there always?)

speaking of things not found...
i've been thinking about giving this newsletter a makeover

(because even chaos needs a fresh coat of paint sometimes)

so here's where you come in, my fellow agents of chaos:
got any wild ideas for a newsletter glow-up?

want more GIFs? less puns? (as if!)
maybe a section dedicated to your intrusive thoughts?

hit that reply button and let me know!

your idea could be the error 200
(that's "OK" in geek speak)
to my 404!

and remember
there are no bad ideas, only chaotic ones!

so don't be shy, let your freak flag fly
and help me turn this newsletter into
the digital equivalent of a glitter explosion!

stay curious, stay chaotic
and always keep your web surfing... error-free!

~ your chief chaos officer and 404 finder

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